|First Appearance||Power Squid and Spaghetti Beezy|
|Voiced by||Dan Kiesler|
"I'm Invincible!" -Dorkus
He seems to be an inventor, except his products aren't as practical as Heloise's. In 'Power Squid and Spaghetti Beezy' it is shown that Heloise has a cupboard filled with clones of him, which could mean any Dorkus that appears might not be the same one from a previous episode.
He is a small pale creature with brown hair. He wears a one-lens eyeglass and a suit.
- In Heloise Schmeloise, he keeps ignoring Heloise's orders.